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~Tom Sez~
~Let's-Sing-A-Long~
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~Turkey in the Straw~

As I was a-goin'
On down the road
With a tired team
And a heavy load
I cracked my whip
And the leader sprung
I says day-day
To the wagon tongue

Turkey in the straw
Turkey in the straw
Roll 'em up and twist 'em up
A high tuck a-haw
And hit 'em up a tune called
Turkey in the Straw

Went out to milk
And I didn't know how
I milked the goat
Instead of the cow
A monkey sittin'
On a pile of straw
A winkin' at
His mother-in-law

Turkey in the straw
Turkey in the straw
Roll 'em up and twist 'em up
A high tuck a-haw
And hit 'em up a tune called
Turkey in the Straw

I came to the river
And I couldn't get across
So I paid five dollars
For a big bay hoss
Well, he wouldn't go ahead
And he wouldn't stand still
So he went up and down
Like an old saw mill

Turkey in the straw
Turkey in the straw
Roll 'em up and twist 'em up
A high tuck a-haw
And hit 'em up a tune called
Turkey in the Straw
~Unknown~

~Turkey Humore~
Gobble.....Gobble.....
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What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, Hubble, Hubble.
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Keep your eye off the turkey dressing
It makes him blush!!!!
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What key has legs and can't open doors?
A Turkey.
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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
A turkey that can pluck himself!
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What kind of music did Pilgrims listen to?
Plymouth Rock!
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Why do turkeys eat so little?
Because they are always stuffed!
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Do you have any turkeys going cheap?
Nope, all our turkeys go gobble gobble.
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Why are the cranberries red?
Because they saw the turkey dressing!
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What did the turkey do in the Thanksgiving Day Parade?
He played his drumsticks!
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Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside!
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Gobble...Gobble!! Hee...Haw!!

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